Seven habits all singles should break

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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby dotcom » 13 Jun 2010, 11:40

Ha ha ha we need to stop doing it alone & find someone that wants to watch us. :shock:
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby restless_native » 13 Jun 2010, 13:58

dotcom wrote:Ha ha ha we need to stop doing it alone & find someone that wants to watch us. :shock:


Or just set up a webcam.

$1 per minute is the going rate so I heard.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby dotcom » 13 Jun 2010, 16:35

Sheat I can't afford to pay everyone a dollar to watch me, I'm poor.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby swan » 13 Jun 2010, 17:17

dotcom wrote:The sofa in the tv room is mine ALL MINE. This is where I go when I am lazy. I stretch out from one end to the other, I wrap myself in a not so clean quilt & watch tv, eat, drink wine & masturbate. When I date, the man always sits right in the middle & wraps up in my quilt. I want to scream "NO That's my sofa & my blankey". Instead I sit there prim & proper & wonder how he would react if I told him he was sitting on my favorite masturbation site & under the sofa was a big box of toys & lube. Yes, I know I need to break this habit, maybe tomorrow I will, maybe not.


Yup. :lol:

I feel much the same about my bed too. :shock:
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby HannaSolo » 19 Jul 2010, 16:01

7. Lack of matching crockery
This one's especially for the men - After a certain age, a man resigns himself to the fact that he doesn't need full dining-room service for four - one or two plates, an enormous bowl, and a knife and fork will do just fine (as well as make washing up a less onerous task).

Or not using any. I often eat such things as yogurt straight from the container or take a swig of juice or milk from the carton/bottle and then put it back in the fridge. Since I'm the only one eating/drinking it, it doesn't matter, but it would be kind of gross if it was communal food.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby Humphrey Osmond » 19 Jul 2010, 16:04

HannaSolo wrote:take a swig of juice or milk from the carton/bottle and then put it back in the fridge. Since I'm the only one eating/drinking it, it doesn't matter, but it would be kind of gross if it was communal food.


Is this true?

uh oh.... :|
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby eyeofthecamera » 19 Jul 2010, 18:56

HannaSolo wrote:Or not using any. I often eat such things as yogurt straight from the container or take a swig of juice or milk from the carton/bottle and then put it back in the fridge. Since I'm the only one eating/drinking it, it doesn't matter, but it would be kind of gross if it was communal food.


Its a Nova Scotia thing.

And people wonder why I do not go to the Pancake Breakfast on the Grand Parade. Yeck.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby apple » 19 Jul 2010, 19:10

I take 15 min. showers, all my stuff matches, I dont care for TV and watch less than an hour a week, I might watch one DVD a week, Im organized, blah bla blah...
Im still single though. Do I have to get rid of all my grape Kitchen Aid appliances that match all the grapes and the Euro Wine motif in the kitchen?
How about all the nautical stuff in my bathroom that even matches the curtain hooks and light switch plate?
How about all the red apple stuff for the out door grill that matches the red cooking utensils?
Or the condoms that match my sexy outfits? This is me.
I even found some with glow in the dark skulls.
Now thats cool. I blew one of those up.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby HannaSolo » 20 Jul 2010, 01:19

Its a Nova Scotia thing.

And people wonder why I do not go to the Pancake Breakfast on the Grand Parade. Yeck.

Ha! I don't think so - I'm "from away." I think it's a living alone thing. Not to mention, how are a person's germs/double-dipping/etc. "yeck" considering no one else is involved in the consumables? I don't bring the juice bottle in my fridge to inflict on people at the Grand Parade breakkie. I don't quite get your statement.
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Re: Seven habits all singles should break

Postby Humphrey Osmond » 20 Jul 2010, 02:27

I don't quite get your statement.


When viewed through the lens of an "us vs them" frame of reference systemic in a certain posting history, ...it becomes much clearer. :lol:
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