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FunkyMonkee wrote:

I gotta get out more................

I tried to get him out more.

At one point he was required to go to a department store on a Saturday when it was busy. He had to find a dress, join the queue for the ladies changing rooms and then whack himself off in less than 3 minutes whilst wearing the dress. If he failed he had to tell me and there was some small "punishment"

After I got bored and needed to end it all after University, I tried to get him to go to a prostitute (as I was pretty sure he was a virgin). I didn't think he was going to be regular boyfriend material for a "normal" woman until he had been to a professional (and lets face it that was being optimistic). He could possibly have scored on pof mind you but I didn't want that on my conscience and of course nothing existed on the Internet at that time as it was in academia not the mainstream.

He took offence to the prostitute idea (even though he could have paid I imagine for someone reasonably proficient given the amount for cash he regularly spent willingly with me) and I came up with some other excuse he accepted readily enough.

I imagine he happily getting some kind of service elsewhere. i certainly taught him what was reasonable value for money and good service. He got a lot of unfeminine product mind you so the genuine stuff might very well have been worth paying more for ! I would know personally !

Funkymonkee, you naughty boy!

Yeah...gotta give him points for creativity...

Though I guess there are quite rare..I've always been curious about straight male prostitutes...

lol.

They don't actually perform anything.

early on I recognised the real cash was not selling soiled panties but selling additional services.

So we did the sounds I make whilst masterbating tape. Group of lads with some cheesy music, a rubber chest expander some hair gel, an electric shaver some rustling clothing and me on the noises.

it took a few takes...

I had the help of several mates - male and female - and a lot of dope.

We would brainstorm the pros and cons of various "services" we could get him to perform, all within the poetic licence afforded by the detailed fantasies i got him to cough up (and pay me for naturally)

I was delighting the customer before they coined the phrase (and certainly before they taught it to me in my marketing modules)

The number of pubic hairs he had to pluck out individually with tweezers at silly hours of the morning, the jumbo sized sausages he had to defrost in his colon then cook and eat, and the oven warmed marrows and melons he was required to "make love" to, was profitable and eye watering.

ah well .. such is life ...

zangie wrote:Yeah...gotta give him points for creativity...

Though I guess there are quite rare..I've always been curious about straight male prostitutes...

Not as rare as you might think ! There are plenty of straight men fcuking over men by selling the illusion of the female !

You kinky twisted man...

(I like it)

If only they would recommend careers like this at the job centres, we could increase the volume and contribution to Britains economy of these types of services.

It is certainly arguably more empowering of women than certain tax breaks.

He asked for more than that. I was sending him fresh turds (which he ate) and many reasonably priced turds later he got bored and asked for "poo snacks".

I did a lovely pasta with poo that he was required to microwave and send me the recording of him eating it. That was quite funny really...we were way passed shock at this point.

Do you think I want to know this?

Teenwolf..........

Do you think I want to know this?

I totally agree with you....the words,"sick" and "depraved" come to mind........
UGH.

you may not want to know this so .. don't read on if you are prudish, western or easily offended.

I always thought education was a good thing. It has served me well to try and understand rather than, forgive me, pooh pooh and belittle aspects of the human condition I might find 'offensvie" without bothering to investigate them beyond indoctrinated "christian" beliefs of morality and sin. To study, even to participate does not mean one condones or believes !

So it turns out ...

Actually eating humn poo is an established fetish.

Many people are interested in the romance and mystery of eastern spiritual beliefs. Well they are not as wholesome as people liek to paint them

"While the Tao is Harmony, Tantra "challenges practitioners immediately to see all things and all experiences as intrinsically pure and innately perfect.... including situations meant to shock, repulse or terrify ... heart and mind will be illuminated"(5). Courting the disapproval of society, Tantra bashes down boundaries, barriers and taboos, prescribing "forbidden acts"(6), opening windows to spiritual independence, creating opportunities for grasping the moment, shoving you along the "short path" to ultimate peace, the indescribable experience of subtle clear light." http://www.healing-tao.co.uk/ht_taooftantra.

Tantic sex advocates eating human jobbies as well as dead human flesh picked from hindu funeral pires.

http://www.scatstar.com/

You'll notice men and women participating in this, and of course urolagnia is an entirely different genre alltogether.


"Urolagnia (also urophilia, undinism) is a paraphilia in which sexual excitement is associated with the sight or thought of urine or urination.[1] The term has origins in the Greek Language (from ouron, urine, and lagneia, lust).[2][dead link][3]
Those who enjoy urolagnia may enjoy urinating on another person or persons, or being urinated upon. Some participants may drink the urine; this practice is known as urophagia, though uraphagia refers to the consumption of urine regardless of whether the context is sexual. Urolagnia enthusiasts may participate in urolagnia as part of a domination and submission scene, though not all sexual activity involving urine is so.
These activities are often described with the slang terms golden showers, water sports, or piss play. Urolagnia is sometimes associated with omorashi, though in Western culture, omorashi is typically distinguished from urolagnia, with terms such as bladder desperation or panty wetting."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urolagnia


Sick and depraved, I tend to think so, but this guy was paying me a weeks rent for a turd in a bag. The pasta was a store cupboard staple and i don't think the tin of sweetcorn, dash of olive oil and garlic were too extravagent !

Seemed like a good deal to me, and yes it was very funny !

FunkyMonkee wrote: Many people are interested in the romance and mystery of eastern spiritual beliefs. Well they are not as wholesome as people liek to paint them

"While the Tao is Harmony, Tantra "challenges practitioners immediately to see all things and all experiences as intrinsically pure and innately perfect.... including situations meant to shock, repulse or terrify ... heart and mind will be illuminated"(5). Courting the disapproval of society, Tantra bashes down boundaries, barriers and taboos, prescribing "forbidden acts"(6), opening windows to spiritual independence, creating opportunities for grasping the moment, shoving you along the "short path" to ultimate peace, the indescribable experience of subtle clear light." http://www.healing-tao.co.uk/ht_taooftantra.

Tantic sex advocates eating human jobbies as well as dead human flesh picked from hindu funeral pires.

http://www.scatstar.com/

This thread has suddenly become painful to read...

Uhm...tantric sex does not advocate eating poo darling...what are you trying to do, ruin the sex life of some the members on here? Perhaps a little research that doesn't pull up a website dedicated to scat videos and has nothing to do with tantric sex except that they might have mentioned it in one of their clips, "Oh tantra me baby, oh!"...I don't know I didn't watch them, might be a tad bit more helpful then merely searching for "scat" and "tantra" in their search engines in order to prove a misguided point.

And when you done with your wind up, come join us in banter.