Army Nurses Corps of WWII

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Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby saddle-tramp » 30 Jul 2010, 23:12

We begin our story wi Nurse Onny, she has just had a call, casualty Million Srgt J Doe is critical with a near fatal serious head wound and there's no time for delay...
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Alighting field ambulance no. 47
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"where's Johnny the driver".... "He on the john, there's no time to wait, I'm driving"... But, but, yer..." ... "No THEY'RE not in the way"...
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Arriving at Field Hospital No. 95, Nurse Glynda emerges from the rear:
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"C'mon out...We can see you"...
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The patient rushed in, so fast event the camera can't catch up... They proceed... Nurse Polianna asses the damage to Mill. Srgt's Head:
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"What... Yes, it's the head alrite, cranial damage thru the nose, looks like we'll have to operate... Nurse Onny, come here"...
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Nurse Onny, holding the plasmacoke, while Nurse Polianna and Nurse Glynda proceed..
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"Yer not supposed to drink it... Yer fired...Nurse Philisity, you do the cutting whilst I hold the plasmacoke"...
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The strain is too much, and the next stage is taken by specialist doctor Whom:
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Nurse Glynda has a go...
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Finally, Dr Whom makes final analysis... "It's no good" says Dr Whom, "It's only a small body, and the belly's too large... We have to make circumcision"... Silence falls on the surgery, all stand still as if for an eternity...
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Finally, the head is removed, and Million Srgt John Doe is saved, and temporary host is found...
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Relieved after someserious hours on the near fatal surgery of Million Srgt John Doe, time for some R&R for those hard working, hard playing nurses on the Dandelion Bleached Head...
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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby Belle Lass » 30 Jul 2010, 23:27

Hilarious!!! :lol:
Love it! Somehow I think you'd look good with some pink lipstick and pearls...and a great big fake diamond on your finger....
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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby lally » 31 Jul 2010, 00:28

I seriously wanted WRACs when at school, but was steered into teaching instead...I wonder how different life would have been? Think those lot could have done with some lessons on applying lipstick.
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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby cyst & deceased » 31 Jul 2010, 14:10

:lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever y'all are on. i want some.
by hungry_joe » 01 Apr 2011, 21:46

DD

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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby lally » 01 Aug 2010, 00:01

As a nurse, not to fight! I meant.
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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby Fishy Seeks Master Baiter » 06 Aug 2010, 00:24

saddle-tramp wrote:Nurse Polianna asses the damage to Mill. Srgt's Head:


How did her ass damage his head, exactly? Which head?
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Re: Army Nurses Corps of WWII

Postby lally » 06 Aug 2010, 23:47

I think he meant 'assess'...had me perplexed for a mo.
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