Fingerless Glove wrote:I'm quite sure that Saddle_Tramp wouldn't last much longer than half an hour in my company were we alone...I'd have totally beaten the crap out of him and probably murdered him by then..so in the interests of sustainability, I may well have to opt for Stress Free...I reckon he'd last a bit longer.
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The Deserted Island ....
Re: The Deserted Island ....
by saddle-tramp » 04 Sep 2010, 17:53
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by Fingerless Glove » 04 Sep 2010, 18:00
Fighting you would be dead easy ST, all I would have to do is put my hand on your head to stop you moving...I'd have you at arm's length and you'd be taking swipes and me with your enormous fists and trying to kick me with your twinkle toes but not managing to connect with me at all...you'd wear your self out after a short while, then I'd just...I think I'll just throw your worn out body into the sea and hope you don't float back but rather get eaten by a sea monster.
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by saddle-tramp » 04 Sep 2010, 18:06
Fingerless Glove wrote:Fighting you would be dead easy ST, all I would have to do is put my hand on your head to stop you moving...I'd have you at arm's length and you'd be taking swipes and me with your enormous fists and trying to kick me with your twinkle toes but not managing to connect with me at all...you'd wear your self out after a short while, then I'd just...I think I'll just throw your worn out body into the sea and hope you don't float back but rather get eaten by a sea monster.
Well, I know when I'm licked... All over...
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by Fingerless Glove » 04 Sep 2010, 18:10
haha...
Stop trying to make me feel guilty for breaking your heart.
Stop trying to make me feel guilty for breaking your heart.
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by saddle-tramp » 04 Sep 2010, 18:18
Fingerless Glove wrote:haha...
Stop trying to make me feel guilty for breaking your heart.
And ye did... imagine choosing stressy baby in place of little ole me, I'm heartbroken...
Well, I think ye'd feel sorry for me and wade in wi yer long striders and save me in any case... And the more ye deny it, the more...
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by saddle-tramp » 05 Sep 2010, 11:12
I can just see it in my minds eye...
She runs over screaming "I'm coming, I'm coming... Ohh why did I do it"... And just as she nears the spot, up he jumps wi the monsters head in his hand and the concealed knife in the other, and grinning, he says "lunch"....
After a hearty lunch, lying wi full bellies, she opens the conversation with some profound philosophical gestures.. He looks over at her, and giggling, proceeds to close the conversation with a wet fart... The cycle begins all over again, moments later he is in the ocean, feigning injury....
She runs over screaming "I'm coming, I'm coming... Ohh why did I do it"... And just as she nears the spot, up he jumps wi the monsters head in his hand and the concealed knife in the other, and grinning, he says "lunch"....
After a hearty lunch, lying wi full bellies, she opens the conversation with some profound philosophical gestures.. He looks over at her, and giggling, proceeds to close the conversation with a wet fart... The cycle begins all over again, moments later he is in the ocean, feigning injury....
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by savona » 05 Sep 2010, 14:59
Thinking you two would make a great Island pair ... 
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by cyst & deceased » 05 Sep 2010, 15:01
I still say Manny.
He's never had his world rocked.
What a shame.
He's never had his world rocked.
What a shame.
by hungry_joe » 01 Apr 2011, 21:46
DD
There are just times and days you have to ask yourself what have I become, what have I done, and how did I get this way?
DD
There are just times and days you have to ask yourself what have I become, what have I done, and how did I get this way?
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by Spoon » 05 Sep 2010, 15:05
I choose the trampster.
So I can learn a new language
So I can learn a new language
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Re: The Deserted Island ....
by Stress Free » 05 Sep 2010, 17:53
Fingerless Glove wrote:I'm quite sure that Saddle_Tramp wouldn't last much longer than half an hour in my company were we alone...I'd have totally beaten the crap out of him and probably murdered him by then..so in the interests of sustainability, I may well have to opt for Stress Free...I reckon he'd last a bit longer.
Sustainability? If we were left on pofusers desert Island together I would have you screaming like a banshee in no time and begging Trapped to allow you back to the safety of pof with the promise of giving him a show on webcam.
Once your soreness abated.
And Saddle Tramp will give the impression of a Howler Monkey enraged by the stench of his own farts!
Everything we hear is an opinion,not fact.Everything we see is a perspective,not the truth!!
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