Dear diary,
I think my new picture must be giving off the wrong impression.............today I have had nothing but married blokes messaging me on the darkside.....
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DEAR DIARY
DEAR DIARY
by ibakecakes » 04 Jan 2010, 16:19
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Re: DEAR DIARY
by Geordie Colin » 04 Jan 2010, 16:21
ibakecakes wrote:Dear diary,
I think my new picture must be giving off the wrong impression.............today I have had nothing but married blokes messaging me on the darkside.....
Strange that,I thought that they would be more interested in the pink!
- Geordie Colin
Re: DEAR DIARY
by sjxx » 04 Jan 2010, 18:54
Dear Diary
Today I did a stupid thing. My windscreen was frozen on the inside. To save time I sprayed de-icer on it instead of scraping it off. Then I put the heater on cos it was minus 3.5 and I was cold. The heater did an excellent job of intensifying the fumes from the de-icer. After about 5 or 6 minutes I was fighting off sicking up and I was rather dizzy by the time I got to work. Diary, I feel stupid, you wont tell anyone will ya?
Today I did a stupid thing. My windscreen was frozen on the inside. To save time I sprayed de-icer on it instead of scraping it off. Then I put the heater on cos it was minus 3.5 and I was cold. The heater did an excellent job of intensifying the fumes from the de-icer. After about 5 or 6 minutes I was fighting off sicking up and I was rather dizzy by the time I got to work. Diary, I feel stupid, you wont tell anyone will ya?
- sjxx
Re: DEAR DIARY
by swan » 04 Jan 2010, 20:40
Dear Diary
When will hairdressers learn that just cos it's waist length it doesn't give them permission to lob an arm's length off. Today she went one step further and fucked up so bad that I'm off to another place tomorrow to try to salvage what's left of my hair. That's it, my life is over. I'm not setting foot outside my door until my hair is back to it's original state, cancelling all social engagements and hibernating until the last 5 years growth returns, which is why I'm writing it here, my shame is just too great for public consumption.
When will hairdressers learn that just cos it's waist length it doesn't give them permission to lob an arm's length off. Today she went one step further and fucked up so bad that I'm off to another place tomorrow to try to salvage what's left of my hair. That's it, my life is over. I'm not setting foot outside my door until my hair is back to it's original state, cancelling all social engagements and hibernating until the last 5 years growth returns, which is why I'm writing it here, my shame is just too great for public consumption.
Bollox.
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Re: DEAR DIARY
by Gucci Girl » 04 Jan 2010, 20:46
swan wrote:Dear Diary
When will hairdressers learn that just cos it's waist length it doesn't give them permission to lob an arm's length off. Today she went one step further and fucked up so bad that I'm off to another place tomorrow to try to salvage what's left of my hair. That's it, my life is over. I'm not setting foot outside my door until my hair is back to it's original state, cancelling all social engagements and hibernating until the last 5 years growth returns, which is why I'm writing it here, my shame is just too great for public consumption.
Oh eeep you have lovely hair!!!!!
- Gucci Girl
Re: DEAR DIARY
by Gucci Girl » 04 Jan 2010, 20:51
swan wrote:Had.
Past tense m'dear. Past tense.
I chose to have in a bid not to tip you over the edge . . .
Last edited by Gucci Girl on 04 Jan 2010, 20:51, edited 1 time in total.
- Gucci Girl
Re: DEAR DIARY
by sjxx » 04 Jan 2010, 20:51
If we get you a wig can you still come on saturday ?They have some lovely ones in Clintons.
- sjxx
Re: DEAR DIARY
by ibakecakes » 04 Jan 2010, 20:55
I think we have a Stephanie wig from Lazy Town.............
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Re: DEAR DIARY
by sjxx » 04 Jan 2010, 21:00
I have loads of extensions. Any colour preference? Not shite brown obviously!
- sjxx