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Why is the unread are red?

Why do I get in front of the computer, yet behind the wheel?

Why do I drive on a parkway and park in the driveway?

If we're here to help others, what are the others here for?

What would you do for a klondike bar?

cyst & deceased wrote:Why is the unread are red?

Why do I get in front of the computer, yet behind the wheel?

Why do I drive on a parkway and park in the driveway?

If we're here to help others, what are the others here for?

What would you do for a klondike bar?

I believe the answer to all is 42.

Whenever I have one of those moments where I doubt my sanity, I just smile and nod.

The answers to all them questions can be found in the Book Of Jones. The Book of Jones is behind the pantry. It is red, to be read, all over. To be or to be. That is not the question but the answer. A tree sprouts but sprouts do not tree; therefore, all is as it seems.

Red is Grey, and Yellow White, but only we know which is right, and which is an illusion -- isn't that from "Knights in White Satin."

You're once, twice, three times a lady .... multiple personality?

Why can't we be friends?

We already are
(All three of me, lol)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
(Depends on the person........)

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

None. The person sticks it in his/her mouth and SUCKS on it. When the outer layer gets kinda thin, then ya sink yore teeth into it. Why be a sucker and WAIT to get to the choclaty part???? Hmmmm? Why be a sucker? Get it? Awwwww fawgetabatit!!! Bwwwwaaaa Haaaa Haaaaa. I feel much better now ...

What would you do for a klondike bar?

I feel like Stress doin' this..................

Krebby2001 wrote:The answers to all them questions can be found in the Book Of Jones. The Book of Jones is behind the pantry. It is red, to be read, all over. To be or to be. That is not the question but the answer. A tree sprouts but sprouts do not tree; therefore, all is as it seems.

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Red is Grey, and Yellow White, but only we know which is right, and which is an illusion -- isn't that from "Knights in White Satin."

lovin would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
red gold and green
red gold and green

You're once, twice, three times a lady .... multiple personality?

sixteen cries a river a minute
fourteen wants to tie you up and drown you in it
and nobody wants to mess with forty three

Why can't we be friends?

i've crossed the ocean for heart of gold

(shhh, but he has one.......)