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‎1)Men are NOT mind readers.
2)Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's
up, put it down.You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down.
3)Sunday sports is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be!
‎4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints don't work! Strong hints don't work either! Just say it.
5) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the TV commercials.
6)"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
‎7)Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
8) Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 days.
10)If you think your ass is fat, it probably is. Just don't ask us!
11)If something we said can be interpreted... two ways and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one.
12)You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done. Not both.
13) If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.
14)Crying is blackmail.
15)Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions, and neither do we.
16)Men see in only 16 colors (like the Windows default setting).
17) Peachis a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
Mauve is.
‎18)If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19)If we ask "What is wrong?" and you reply "Nothing!", we will act like nothing is wrong.
20)If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear.
21)When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
‎22)Don't ask us what we're thinking, unless you're prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
23)And lastly... I am in shape. Round is a shape!
If you are a women, thank you for reading this.
If you are a man and don't mind sleeping on the couch tonight, show this to your wife or girlfriend?

Storm wrote:‎1)Men are NOT mind readers.
2)Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's
up, put it down.You don't hear us complain about you leaving it down.
3)Sunday sports is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be!
‎4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints don't work! Strong hints don't work either! Just say it.
5) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the TV commercials.
6)"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
‎7)Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
8) Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9)Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 days.
10)If you think your ass is fat, it probably is. Just don't ask us!
11)If something we said can be interpreted... two ways and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other one.
12)You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it
done. Not both.
13) If you already know best how to do it, do it yourself.
14)Crying is blackmail.
15)Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions, and neither do we.
16)Men see in only 16 colors (like the Windows default setting).
17) Peachis a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
Mauve is.
‎18)If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19)If we ask "What is wrong?" and you reply "Nothing!", we will act like nothing is wrong.
20)If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear.
21)When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
‎22)Don't ask us what we're thinking, unless you're prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
23)And lastly... I am in shape. Round is a shape!
If you are a women, thank you for reading this.
If you are a man and don't mind sleeping on the couch tonight, show this to your wife or girlfriend?

Your just in a positive mental frame of mind about us male type things at the moment for some reason?
It may pass?

Your just in a positive mental frame of mind about us male type things at the moment for some reason?
It may pass?

Col,she's in lurve

Roxy127 wrote:

Your just in a positive mental frame of mind about us male type things at the moment for some reason?
It may pass?

Col,she's in lurve

Ah bless.

Then somewhere down the line all of the above will be very valid reasons to give a man a hard time!
It is amazing what a change in the wind can do to most things when it comes to attitude.

(This is not directed at the OP,just a general observation.

The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.

Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).

You want = You want

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

(The answer to "What’s wrong?")

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an asshole

I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam

Col,she's in lurve

I copied that list from a friends status on FB..made me laugh..My behaviour changed over the last few weeks then?..
In love! *pah*

Pmsl. All so true.


Yeah Storm .. you're all loved up.