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Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby restless_native » 14 Jun 2010, 12:22



This should definitely win the award for shortest thread.
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby Storm » 14 Jun 2010, 12:41

Reverse psychology
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby restless_native » 14 Jun 2010, 12:50

Storm wrote:Reverse psychology


That'd be far too cunning for the people on here.
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby Storm » 14 Jun 2010, 12:52

Really? ;)
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby restless_native » 14 Jun 2010, 12:53

Storm wrote:Really? ;)


You've ruined it now.

I'm off to start another attention seeking thread instead.
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby Storm » 14 Jun 2010, 13:00

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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby ~Nx~ » 14 Jun 2010, 20:07

Q. what does a monkey and a hammer have in common..?

A. they both climb trees.










except for the hammer... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


didn't think you would laugh... nobody ever does except me...
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby restless_native » 14 Jun 2010, 22:52

A white horse walks into a pub.

The barman remarks, "Wow! We have a whiskey named after you"

The white horse replies "What?...Eric?"


I'll be stunned if there's a single other person on the planet who gets that as well. Always makes me titter though.
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby Storm » 15 Jun 2010, 08:06

Two turkeys..One turn to the other and said..

'I do not want to alarm you, but I heard carol singers last night'
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Re: Things You Find Hilarious. But, No-one Else Will.

Postby Stress Free » 15 Jun 2010, 10:17

Storm wrote:Two turkeys..One turn to the other and said..

'I do not want to alarm you, but I heard carol singers last night'

But the other just looked bemused because the first was a standard white Holland and it could not understand Dutch.
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