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Ones that really shouldn't make you laugh. But, do.

Go on. I dare you.

My brother went to a muslim strip the other night..They was all shouting..show us your face!

Did you hear about the Afghan terrorist who got her anthrax and Tampax mixed up? she ended up blowing the right C*nt up.

OOOwwHH I have one...

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.

What do you call a black laugh?

A sn1gger.

A Scottish guy, an English guy, and an Irish guy all sit at a bar for a drink together~
The batender says "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME"

Did you hear about the Irish terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?

He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.

There was a power cut at the penny's today in Dublin..One poor girl was stuck on the escalator for three hours.

THE SCOUSER AND THE GAY MAN

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Liverpool sat a scouser. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the Scouser.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the sh*t out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the Scouser replied. "Something about a job."