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Figures released last year showed that 10,382 people were treated for a "foreign body entering through natural orifice".
A LEG of lamb, aerosol cans, kitchen implements, tree branches, wine bottles and a neon lamp are just some of the bizarre objects one medic has pulled out of his patients' BUMS.

The slightly worrying thing is that the patients treated were in general educated, middle class and often married people with children and more often MEN than women!!

So, have you ever suffered a dodgy sex injury??

No never and for the record, I am NOT in any way shape or form condoning anyone who has had a sex injury.

You bunch of schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags

They've got enormous willies

I got a massive bruise once from being knobbed on a window sill, was well worth it

Pain wrote:

Pauline wrote:No never and for the record, I am NOT in any way shape or form condoning anyone who has had a sex injury.

You bunch of schlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags

I was with him 5 years so I aint no slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag..........
Oh I did crick my neck from doing a handstand and then landing on my head due to the force/thrust of gravity, and once during extended trot I felt an inexplicable thrill, which made me release my leg contact with my stallion, and I got well and truly thrown

I know but according to Mary, I mean Joe's logic, even if you don't agree with something sex related, if you don't condemn it, you are condoning it.

Splinters in the knees too

Oh, I was once left handcuffed to the nets of a tennis court lol..........the more I struggled, the tighter they got.....

There was a tennis court that had a little summer house type hut in when I was a teenager ........

and once during extended trot I felt an inexplicable thrill

That happens to me most mornings, especially after a few beers

he was a much sought after stud, with a very expensive fee

Yes? did someone call?

Oh ok, its saturday morning, the kids have gone to the womb donors for the weekend and I'm becoming intoxicated by the excuberance of my own verbosity!

HTH.

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Does that mean you are orally spectacular??